Secret to reducing your age...!!!!

Yes. You heard it right.


All you people, worried about growing older, balder, fatter, thinner...whatever.


Remember the time when you were 18, 19, 20...or even 30?? Dont you wish you could go back to those days and be young again??  Wouldn't you absolutely love it  to be sweet 16?? Well I dont claim it will work that well but it sure is effective to a reasonable extent.


I have discovered a miraculous, non-scientific and non-surgical way of reducing age...as have many other people in India. As far as my experience goes, this is available only in India and its almost free of cost. 

Though I may warn you that it is not without its share of hassles. The waiting period for me has been more than what the TATAs are quoting for NANO. And there might be minor hiccups which will be explained in detail as you read.

Believe me. It worked for me. My age has been knocked off by 2 precious years and I am 21 again :D :D



Lets not keep the suspense going and reveal the magic formula..



Drumrolls...... :)



Presenting...
 from the Makers of Indian General Elections 1951-2009
and still going strong...




THE INDIAN VOTER ID CARDS!!

Now let's hear some true stories:

Smriti : I was actually born in 1986 but my voter ID says its 1988. I cant believe my eyes. It works..it really does. And I get a bonus gift...My adress details say I reside in 3 different buildings in my locality. Wow!! That's some bargain.. this thing works, it really does!!

Gopal Srivastava: I was born in 1956 but as per my ID..its 1958...I'm thrilled...I wish I can put off retiring two more years thanks to this formula. And guess what?? I get to be my own father too!!! 

There are plenty of such cases out there, a lot of people who've had their ages miraculously reduced. 

However the minor glitches to this amazing service include long waiting periods to get the IDs, sometimes change in the spellings and sometimes change in gender as well. Also, your father can become your mother, your mother become your father or you might end up being the mother of your father.  But these are minor glitches. Small price for getting your age reduced.



So try it today. Check with Election Commission for further details.

Believe me. It works!!! 

:)


DISCLAIMER: I know it would be a daunting task for an Election commission to create a database of such a large pool of eligible voters and mistakes are bound to happen. But I was just having fun with this. Cheerios!! :)

34 Observations:

  1. Diva said...:

    Lol.... What if someone's age is put below 18( I mean the birthdate after 1990), waise toh they wont be able to vote at all O_O ....

  1. Swats said...:

    LOL LOL LOL
    And I got sooo excited :P
    A classic case of a misleading title :P

  1. yamini meduri said...:

    haha.....nice read Smriti...!!!
    i am still waiting for ma Card....i dont know how old i wud be....but the worst part is that i have applied for it three times since last three years..!!!

  1. Renu said...:

    LOL:) was curious tosee, though I dont hoink getting young is always advantageous, I am too much in love wirth my present age, it has so many advantages:)

  1. Pallav said...:

    ha haha.. hillarious..
    u kw wht they have done wid me..
    i m a father of my father and he is my son..heheheh
    other on my father name they hv written my mother name and my brother is her husband
    hehhehe...

    i almost fell from chair after reading ur blog
    cheers :-)

  1. election commission :D

    lol

    I read urs and i read pallav's :P

    and believe me Diva
    it happened with one of my juniors and he is now 17..and I guess he can't vote even when he has a valid id card :D

    LMAO...
    it was so funnily presented in the blog..kudos to u :D

  1. Ria said...:

    when i started reading this post i was wondering wht wud it be...but when i read the whole thing i was like....lol!!he he really funny gurl...u hav got a gr8 sense of humor. :)

  1. good one ..... hey nice blog template too

  1. MultiMenon said...:

    Lol..that wud mean,going by the trend am still ineligible to vote.. :(

    Cool one smriti.. :)

    hugzzzz....

    Nikhil

  1. alok said...:

    Hey! long time since I am here …. Hahahhhh! And enjoy your time not everyone is blessed like you to have such miracles in their lives :D

  1. sawan said...:

    maaann.. thts weird!! u shud actually complain. dnt just leave it there as a joke..

    and congratz for comin down to sweet 21 :) and three houses!! man u gota be really rich :D

  1. Rakesh said...:

    just be careful with this age reducing formula. Next time, it could add 5 years instead :P

  1. Shalom said...:

    Heh heh heh!!! Hilarious!!! :D

  1. Ashish Surana said...:

    you just disclosed your true age girl :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Diva

    Sourish answered your question :D

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Swats

    THAT exactly was the whole point of this blogpost :D

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Yamini

    FINALLY I see you on my blog >:D<

    Welcome sweetie >:D<

    Election commission Zindabad!! I hope your details come out fine. :)

    And you get your voter ID card most importantly!!

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Blog Mumma

    :) :) This was joke, mumma :) :)

    I hope I am as wonderful as you are, at your age. :)

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Pallav

    Fell from your chair?? I hope i dont hv to pay for any injuries I might have caused :P :P

    LOL@what they did to your friend :D

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Sourish

    Hasste reh :D :D tere saath kuch gadbad nahi hui ab tak? :P

    Election commission ne tujhe baksh diya? :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Ria

    LOL... Thanks Ria..and sorry for misleading :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Crescentia

    Thanks dear :) Keep visiting :)

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Nikhil

    Kids these days drink when they are not eligible...surely you can vote!! :P :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @alok

    Welcome back :)

    I am selfish...want a few more miracles too!! :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Anil

    Yep..will do...Yeah I wish. Those are some amazing localities, on my card :P :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Rakesh

    Never mind :D :D...Next time they add 5 years, i'll be eligible to stand for elections... :D :D

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Shalom

    Thanks sweetie :)

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Ashish

    I dont care...what's the big deal in not disclosing your true age anyways?? O_O

  1. Naaah

    Mere saath gadbad nhi hoyega..I come under some highly priviledged category of IPs so our body gets all the govt. thing doubly checked :D

    and do collect ur award .....busy bee :P

    aur kal bechare kimi ko kya hogya :D huh :P

  1. Renu said...:

    I know:)

    u will be better even..bhool gayi kya ki tum meri beti ho:)

  1. V. Archana said...:

    ahhaa... thats a good one :D

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Sourish

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P

  1. SMRITI said...:

    @Blog Mumma

    Many many many hugs >:D< >:D<

 
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